I guess the guy really wants his car back...

[AhmadG]

@Lith

Wow… just … wow…
I guess you had to get those parts. Let me summarize this by saying:

(Ryan)
Thursday night, I lay awake in Edmonton,
got up, booked a flight to Hamilton
Called up Bing, said I’m coming there
you better have my parts, my precious hardware!
My 240 is not going through another nightmare

(Bing)
Friday morning, I cancel the meetings
Pick up Ryan at the airport, we exchange greetings
I hop into my SR’d 240 and book it across customs
no time to explain, I had to pick up the items

The Westjet flight, it cannot wait
I must make it back, it’s my fate
We package everything, turbo, sways
we cannot forget, coilovers made by stance
While I stood there, by the airport entrance
I JIZZED…IN MY PANTS.

I’m sure someone can come up with something better, but I wrote that in like 15min

I’m slow, I didn’t even realize it rhymed until the last line.

“coilovers made by stance, I JIZZED…IN MY PANTS” wow man thats great lol.