I hate people who ask for help, but insist they know how to fix it

Tell me about it, shit… when I was as tire and lube jockey, I’d get that all the time. I had just gotten done changing four tires on a truck, and my boss started to lower the lift. Without missing a beat the owner shouts from over the fence… “aren’t you going to torque it?!” in a real pissed off tone… while the vehicle was still two feet in the air…