Someone give me a project.
do my laundry
Drop it off. That’ll be $10.
Did this morning…
and im at work.
make a thread about it…oh wait
Insult night crew…
Insult Fry…
Insult MOBOOSTOCRASHINTOCURBS…
Insult PureXTC
Hand out karma for old threads…
Lots of things to do…
go to my house open trunk of car (door unlocked) get chainsaw out and cut up some trees and shit at my house what you cut you need to pile in the barn
kthanks
ill be home at 8 to make dinner and such
sluts.
Sadly no
:tup: to IT wiz
Can we cuddle on the couch after?
Wait…you keep a chainsaw in your trunk?
burly.
Gotta keep the hookers in line somehow right?
Sign up people in HR for spam lists?
Bullshit with my wonderful self at work?
Reassemble someones phone backwards?
Print off some fake posters and flyers?
you’ve got to cut up the dead hookers somehow