I have absolutely nothing to do today...

Someone give me a project.

do my laundry

Go to the gym.

Drop it off. That’ll be $10.

Did this morning…

and im at work.

make a thread about it…oh wait

Insult night crew…
Insult Fry…
Insult MOBOOSTOCRASHINTOCURBS…
Insult PureXTC
Hand out karma for old threads…

Lots of things to do…

get in the kitchen. and make me a sammich.

:word: I want a reuben

http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55888

You never give up do you sprinkles? You still living with your parents IT wiz?

go to my house open trunk of car (door unlocked) get chainsaw out and cut up some trees and shit at my house what you cut you need to pile in the barn

kthanks

ill be home at 8 to make dinner and such

sluts.

Sadly no

:tup: to IT wiz

Can we cuddle on the couch after?

Wait…you keep a chainsaw in your trunk?

burly.

Gotta keep the hookers in line somehow right?

Sign up people in HR for spam lists?
Bullshit with my wonderful self at work?
Reassemble someones phone backwards?
Print off some fake posters and flyers?

you’ve got to cut up the dead hookers somehow

visit me at applebees!