Offer to meet him in a super sketchy area and just shoot him. Paybacks a bitch.
Maybe you can walk around in public with a handgun you took photos of 4 years ago. Then pick the dude up in front of cameras, make a quick stop to get some snacks, then go to a random field in a rental car… pop off a couple rounds, leave a shell in your car and return it like nothing happened.
One thing, make sure to bust all the cameras after!
Fax him your penis.
Are you open to offers on the parts in your CL ad?
Although they are not exciting, the closing details are what I was hoping to happen.
He did not pay his phone bill so it was temporarily deactivated.
He called me and apologized. He will be returning the hoist within a couple days.
But what is hilarious is the fact that my google voice account is blowing up with missed calls, texts, and voicemails from him begging for the non existent V8 swap parts.
Post voicemails for LOLs
…can’t pay his phone bill but has promised to return your property… i’ve gone through the same process with a few tenants…i wouldn’t get your hopes up until you have property in hand.
And wants parts posted on Craigslist.
I’d go to get your property now.
^this
I would suggest rather than waiting for him to get it, you ask someone with a truck to go with you and get it sooner rather than later. sounds like his track record isn’t good.
Also ended up getting a text from him today… wants to buy stuff, probably not with money
^yep. He’s desperate for money and has a tough time paying up.
I will post voicemails soon.
I will also get his address and collect my shit. And take some shit from his e30 as late fees and pickup gas fees.
You’re putting in level 11 work for a level -3 quality engine hoist.
Lol this kid is a joke, how can he not afford to pay his cell phone bill but can get on cl and want non existent parts and afford Internet. I can see this kid sitting at mcds using their wifi… Hope you get your shit back
I really dont give two shits about the hoist. This whole issue has to do with getting property back from someone who lacks proper lending/borrowing etiquette… and he also has my radiator.
He actually lacks quite a bit more than that…
I think its funny my idea actually worked hahaha
I actually said it first 