I race all the custom hondas and smoke them

hes back!!! lol its getting good too!!!

yea were talking to him here, this kid is epic!

[14:02] Joseph Washburn: hey wht good
[14:03] Bryan : hey
[14:03] Joseph Washburn: whts good
[14:03] Bryan : stayin alive
[14:03] Joseph Washburn: cool
[14:03] Bryan : you?
[14:04] Joseph Washburn: nm stayin out of trouble

[14:04] Bryan : hey- what do you have done to that car?
[14:05] Joseph Washburn: i forfetall i kn is tht i just but another 4000
[14:07] Joseph Washburn: i forget but i just but 4000 in it
[14:08] Bryan whats a forfetall?
[14:08] Joseph Washburn: i dkn
[14:09] Bryan how do you have 500 hp?
[14:10] Joseph Washburn: i but all high performence part in it
[14:10] Bryan: what parts?
[14:12] Bryan: how can you beat all the custom hondas yet you don’t know what parts are in yours?
[14:18] Bryan no idea>?
[14:35] Joseph Washburn: i dont hve any ide
[14:39] Joseph Washburn: well
[14:40] Bryan : what
[14:40] Joseph Washburn: wht part u have
[14:40] Bryan : i have multiple car parts put together
[14:41] Joseph Washburn: k well i have a
[14:41] Joseph Washburn: t3 tubo
[14:41] Bryan : you lie
[14:41] Bryan : how much boost are you running?
[14:42] Joseph Washburn: 300
[14:42] Bryan t: 300 psi man! do you have torque steer?
[14:43] Joseph Washburn: yeah
[14:43] Bryan : at what rpms?
[14:43] Joseph Washburn: my car is a 7.5 sec car
[14:43] Joseph Washburn: 1500
[14:43] Bryan : 7.5 second car!
[14:43] Bryan : i think your lieng!
[14:43] Joseph Washburn: yeah bud
[14:44] Bryan : no way!
[14:44] Joseph Washburn: yes way
[14:44] Bryan : what kind of motor do you have a gallo 12 or gallo 24?
[14:44] Joseph Washburn: a 24
[14:45] Joseph Washburn: wht u running

The latest convo.

2:16pm nice me too… what motor u got? any turbz?
I run a 2JZ
You there??? time is money man… We gunna lock it in or what???.2:36pmi have a twin turbo
why u want to race.
2:38pmNice… what size turbo?
I would like to race but its still raining out…
2:38pmi dkn the biggest one.
2:38pmsick! must be a K03S… they are nuts
how much power like 500hp?.
2:39pmi,m running 750 hp.
2:39pmSHIT! must be a t3/t3 then
damn!.
2:40pmyeah so u want to race still.
2:40pmI dont know… I only have a NA built mustang cobra. do you think I have a chance?.
2:40pmno.
2:40pmwhat do you mean?
Is it really thast fast?.
2:42pmi think u wouldnt have a chance cause my car is a 7.5 sec car.
2:43pmWOW thats fast… you have a chute on that beast?.
2:43pmyeah.
2:43pmcool…
2:44pmnoew u still want to race.
2:44pmYeah i still might… I just put a bigger NOS shot on mine. last time I was on the track I ran a 11.5.
2:45pmwell it to slow.
2:45pmhow it too slow??? it was only 4 seconds slower b4 than yours now I have more NOZ.
it will be a good close race

Anyone notice the bit that was my idea taken from 2 Fast 2 Furious there at the end that the kid completely fell for? PRICELESS. Bahahahaha

HAHHAHAH He told me hes a 7 sec car too! this is fun

Def saw that. lol

This could be gold if he comes out and actually races.

I think we should all challenge him to race us for pinks and all show up at the same time

lol @ gallo. Definitely caught that, but forgot it was from FnF.

2:48pm k
i aalos got a mustang cobra
i race u with my 2010 mustange cobra.
2:48pm did you get the 7 speed option in that 2010 cobra??? I wish mine had it.
2:48pm yeah .
2:49pm Nooo shit
Dude I dont know, you sound like you have way faster cars than I do… .
2:49pm so would u rather race tht.
2:49pm No I still think I can take that honda… .
2:50pm u defantliy cant.
2:50pm If you build it they will come, didnt your parents teach you that?
I will run you tomorrow night, 3AM.
2:51pm k.
2:52pm So where do you want to run??? AFCO raceway?.
2:52pm no i race u right down the north way from ext 13 to 18.
2:53pm how many miles is that between 13-18??? I only top out at 210mph… .
2:54pm i top out 240.
2:54pm you must have a big wing on that thing then!.
2:54pm yeah.
2:54pm how big?.
2:55pm 950 sq ft.
2:55pm DAMN thats bigger than my house!.
2:55pm jk it only 250 sq ft
so u think u can bet me.
2:57pm I really dont know! I only have a BOOMX wing on mine.
2:57pm haha.
2:57pm Well what are we racing for then?.
2:58pm 700 cash.
2:58pm 600.
2:58pm 650.
2:59pm 800… but thats as low as ill go, your faster than me.
2:59pm 850.
2:59pm fine deal.
2:59pm well k.
3:00pm nice its locked in then
will Monica come too?.
3:01pm monica who.
3:01pm MONICAAAAAAA.
3:02pm monica who.
3:02pm you know who she is… doesnt matter… Kal to the finish line! LETS RACE
What wheels do you have on that honda?.
3:02pm k ur going to lose .
3:02pm NO fuggin way
i have somethign up my sleve.
3:03pm k i but a bigger tank of nos in my car to.
3:04pm how may gallons?.
3:04pm 20 gallons.
3:04pm then enough to blow up the honda factory in Germany!!! DAYUM.
3:05pm yeah.3:05pmwhere do you get all these crasy parts! I never heard of them befor?.
3:06pm out of germany.
3:06pm From the Lambo plant???.
3:07pm yeah.
3:08pm I wish I could afford Lambo Honda parts for my Mustang Cobra.
3:08pm well i can so u still want to race my car will max out at 275.
3:09pm how did tyou just gain 35MPH in the last 10 minutes???.
3:09pm with the nos.
3:09pm you just put it on while we were locking this in ???.
3:10pm k so u going to lose ur 850 so
u scared.
3:11pm no, my grandparents own an RV dealership so I have alot of money to blow…
3:12pm k well i got more money to blow then u i got 230000 in my pocket right now.
3:12pm BULLSHIT… take a pic of it and post it on your wall.

:rofl

Both of your typing, atrocious. :facepalm :banghead :facepalm

holy shit this is the greatest thing I’ve ever participated in! he’s got a 20 gallon nos tank, lambo parts from germany, 230K in his pocket and his car tops out faster than a mclaren F1. this is incredible. love the newest Fast and Furious reference too, btw :smiley:

Lmao this kid is epic

how the fuck do i import this chat from IE 8 into something so it keeps the formating… like Killians is, he said hes using meebo? WTF is that! lol

Sounds like a nice, respectable young man.

Fuck this is priceless… I wanna race him too now lol

Meebo is a multi-chat client, I use it on my phone.

He has this in a Facebook album captioned “my car”.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs377.ash2/65590_131044426945806_100001207481897_182648_7310379_n.jpg

Sweet palm trees, what exit is that?

Tell him you have a friend with a 2jz AWD Civic hatch, with an extra spark plug for each cylinder.