I thought cats were supposed to be smart?

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So i’ve got headphones on, relatively loud…

and i here a weird gurgling, almost hiccup like sound coming from behind me…

one of my kittens was like lunging back and forth…kinda freaked me out, didn’t know what was going on…then i saw her put her head down, and open her mouth wide open…and knew what was coming.

i watched something come out…and she sniffed it, gave it a few licks, and walked away after losing interest.

ended up being a huge fuckin wad of couch cotton stuffing i saw her going at about 30 minutes ago…fucking stupid animal…

dumbest thing is that she did it on the carpet, right next to the hardwood…which would have been a lot smarter to puke on.

it’s bad enough i have to clean up her shit…but now this is bullshit, when i got her, nowhere in the fine print did it say anything about cleaning up her mistakes.

just thought i’d share how my night is going with the night crew.

/rant.

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ok, so seriously. that sucks. what a stupid cat.

buy some bitter spray so she doesn’t ruin your couch while you’re at it.

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+1 Banstick for our favorite BMW crash tester.

-1 Andy for having a cat. They are stupid animals.

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[quote=“2TurboZ,post:3,topic:37239"”]

+1 Banstick for our favorite BMW crash tester.

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:lol:

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[quote=“dawn,post:4,topic:37239"”]

:lol:

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oooooooo

Quick with the edit Queen of the Night Shift.

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Heck yeah. I edited just for you. But for real, BMW crash tester. I can’t stop laughing.

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Isn’t the rant thread designed for this special occasion?

That said, who said cats were smart in the first place. Even the search feature knows this!

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OT :

Check yes if any of this applies to you.

  • You live with your parents
    -your are married
    -you have a gf
  • the cat belongs to a female room mate

If you did not check yes for at least one of these, then your cat is still retarded and you are gay.

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Why should the cat care where she pukes? She doesn’t have to clean it up, you do.

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it is a cat do u really think it is going to say well if i going to blow chunks should i really go to that big bowl of water upstairs that i drink out of, let the chunks go on the nice wooden floor that i like or just do it right here and now? it is a cat people they may “sometimes” smarter then dogs but not always.
don’t complain my brother rat, aka pug was over last weekend and blew chunks 3 times and guess who had to clean them up? but i am not complaining.

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This is the crap that the night shift is producing? Really? Your cat threw up, and you posted about it.

Wow.

The night shift really sucks.

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LOL at the people posting that actually thought that i believe a cat can distinguish the difference in difficulty of cleaning up vomit off of a rug vs hardwood.

you all fail.

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No.

You were trying to be funny.

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[quote=“Pass McGrass,post:13,topic:37239"”]

No.

You were trying to be funny.

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trying to be sarcastic…yes.

and several people in here obviously suck at detecting e-sarcasm…

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i saw the

[quote=“90NA300ZX,post:14,topic:37239"”]

e-sarcasm

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for what it was and posted my theory of what goes on in a cats brain.

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[quote=“90NA300ZX,post:14,topic:37239"”]

trying to be sarcastic…yes.

and several people in here obviously suck at detecting e-sarcasm…

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no we just can only see red because we are angry at shitty night shift posts.

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my cat puked in my room today too…twice :frowning:

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shave the cat

its pretty fun :lol: