I wannabe a law maker

LoL some dumb ass laws in NY I WANNA BE A LAW MAKER

-Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

-You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.

-It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.

-Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

-A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

-It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

-The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

-New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

-A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

-While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

-Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

City Laws in New York

                                                                  <i><b>Carmel</b></i>

-A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

-Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.

-Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Greene

-During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Ocean City

-A law from the early 1900’s prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.

-Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.

-People may not slurp their soup.

-Pinball Machines are not to be played on Sunday.

-Raw hamburger may not be sold.

Whaa?

WTF

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-People may not slurp their soup.

quite opposite in Japan, actually

by far the most applicable and relevant post in this thread. srsly.

ahh I just share shit that I run across…

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-It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.

If they are more than 15% over weight.

:rofl