LoL some dumb ass laws in NY I WANNA BE A LAW MAKER
-Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
-You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
-It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.
-Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
-A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
-It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
-The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
-New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
-A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
-While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
-Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
City Laws in New York
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-A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
-Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
-Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
Greene
-During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
Ocean City
-A law from the early 1900’s prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.
-Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
-People may not slurp their soup.
-Pinball Machines are not to be played on Sunday.
-Raw hamburger may not be sold.