i was told to make this thread... how do i get into SRS? LOL

I dont like candy bars, I hate chocolate. It’s wierd I’m not a big ice cream fan either.

I eat all kinds of other stuff tho lol…

And all got denied most likely.

:rofl

Sweaty, You know Taylor Hogan?

You have contributed nothing since you have joined, therefore there is no reason for you to be on this site. If you would like to stay, post a new member thread in this section.
http://www.shift518.com/forumdisplay.php?f=11

Add pictures of this S4 that you supposedly have and tell us how you got into cars. Maybe this will prove you’re not just some attention whore with a low self esteem.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

SHIFT JUST GOT REAL.

Well if you knew how to read, you’d know that I don’t have a n s4. I have an a6 2.7 bi-turbo. And when I go to work tomorrow where I can use an actual computer, I will post a new member thread and tell you all about myself and how I got into cars. I am not an attentuon whore. I happen to like cars and be very interested in them. So you’ll read all about it tomorrow bud.

You just got told…bud.

Stop being the gay friend to a girl you don’t even know.

WTF? I was actually trying to make fun of the ‘bud’…but I guess my attempt backfired :rofl

I don’t know her and that’s how it’s going to stay. I chatted her up briefly just like every other guy in here, but she’s all yours :number1 (by yours, I mean the rest of you).

Tr1p1ng 0n Mushr00m$

See, that wasn’t so hard. A6 is way slower than a S4. You talked like it was fast as fuck.

It’s hard to judge character when you come in here and do nothing but feed off of all these horny guys, who can’t go out and get laid even if they tried.

lol fuck this thread and everyone in it

fuck yo couch ******

fuck vlad’s sensor *****

plus rep ni9

Ilya, what are you the gay friend on shift? Go practice your yoga pose putting your ankles behind your ears, so you can shove a cross shaped dildo in your asshole. That way you can pray to fuckin jesus that you get a chance to fuck someone of the opposite sex that’s NOT a member of your family.

lmao

holy shit you’re going to hell :rofl:rofl:rofl

Ilyas going to read that and then get into his Ninfiniti and go wide open angrily. Angrily, being the key word.