In fact, I need all of you to do me a favor. Instead of wishing “congrats” and snickering behind my back while salivating at the thought of the open bar… I want you all to fucking kick the shit out of me. Make Rodney King look like a pillowfight.
Seriously.
Archive this, so it never gets lost.
Maybe we should just all do it now, before you even consider proposing. Or worse yet, elope. No use taking a chance. 
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good luck
or before he moves to a state that allows same sex marriage… otherwise may never have the chance
Did you ever do that paintball fund raiser for Ron Paul? Maybe you could just do that before your wedding
you should engineer yourself a step ladder that will allow you to reach my ankles
its not that he has to go up and down to get to your ankles its more of the left to right motion.
A breaker bar works just fine on ankles. I’ll be heading to DE in Nov. I’ll try to swing by. :mrT:
First off…gotta find someone willing to say yes…
I think you’re safe.
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
:hsugh:
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once I get a divorce, please never allow me to get married again. 
again