Id be calm as hell after i punch the stuardess in the jaw and raid the booze cabinet.There would be little alcohol bottles all over the interior of that bitch. People would be like " OH MY GOD SNAKES… OH WAIT, THOSE ARE BOTTLES ON A PLANE."
Than Id realise the engine cowlings are actually still in place just flipped open. Id immagine that was a routine procedure that provided extra lift so that the plane could be more stable for when the sexy party starts.
Man I need to lay off of coffee