Ok, So I had this red obnioxious bump on my ass for a while now. It was on my right ass cheek and I would scratch it all the time.It would bleed then heal over the course of 2 months.It would often heal but always still be red and bumpy. It looked like a massive zit on a teenager. I mean a big raunchy motherfucker !. So, I manned up and decided to operate. Why not ? I was bored.So I took my moms tweezers and had at it. Through some blood,pain and torn up skin I got it at last. The hair was all wrapped up and in full length about 1 inch big. Mind you my ass hair is pretty much peach hair. Since the hair was removed about an hour ago,I don’t know how to feel.I feel kinda relieved that it can finally heal now. But also,kinda sad. He’s been part of my life for 2 months and went through hell but still survived in there.Oh well guess I just have to part ways until the next one comes along.
lmaoooo ahah. I went there today. She looked over my paper and within the first sentenced it was all marked red. Then she became somewhat frustrated with all the errors and said she wouldn’t have time to look at it completly.
I went to the writing center and had some gay dude look it over lol. Said it looked alright, but had to fix a few citations. Im prolly gonna fail it lol
anyways, yeah, there’s nothing better than relieving your body of something that’s pissing it off.
Example:
I use q-tips to clean my ears, primarily because it feels fucking awesome. I know it’s bad, etc.
anyways, I got in the habit of getting the qtip a little wet with some HOT water beforehand…two days into doing it I yanked out this MONSTER glob of petrified earwax.
Shit was so cash, I felt so relieved and no joke I instantly could hear better.
I have had problems in the past with too much wax build up in my ears. I was at the doctors once and mentioned it as it would effect my hearing. They took this giant turkey baster type thing and used that to force hot water into my ear. Nastiest thing ever, but i could hear SO much better. Its a very odd feeling thats for sure
Prepare the saline solution (*) with lukewarm water and fill the neti pot. Hot water is irritating and dangerous. Cool water is not soothing.
Tilt your head to the side as shown in the picture at the beginning of this article…
Insert spout of neti pot gently into the raised nostril creating a seal between the neti pot and the nostril. If it drains out of your mouth, lower your forehead in relation to your chin. Relax. If you are calm, the water flows right through. But if you aren’t, it just won’t flow. If you keep breathing through your mouth, relaxed, the water should gently flow through the nose on its own. There’s no forcing it.
Raise the neti pot slowly to develop a steady flow of saline solution through the upper nostril and out the lower nostril.
During the process breathe through your mouth.
When you’re done, exhale firmly several times to clear the nasal passages.
Reverse the tilt of your head and repeat the process on the other side.
Mix a heaping ¼ tsp of finely ground non-iodized salt or a slightly rounded ½ tsp of coarsly ground salt in the neti pot with 8oz of warm water until the salt is completely dissolved.
