Ok, so I generally keep my chest shaved (fuck you, im not gay). I like how it feels, and its makes me look skinnier/more muscular haha. well i decided to do some exploring with the shaving thing and yeahm that sure was an event. I like the airflow down below, but i am afraid for when it starts to grow back in.
Any experiences/ suggestions?
Don’t shave your ass… tried it once… and it itches more than you can ever imagine.
Shaving the private area is no biggy, just do it every three days when you are in the shower. And shaven balls fukcing kick ass
Ok, so I generally keep my chest shaved (fuck you, im not gay). I like how it feels
OK i’m thinkin not! LOL
yeah I figured i would trim up the ass a bit though… i havea good amount of italian in me, and I guess the hairyness is a part of that. I also just trimmed up down there, but totally cleaned off the balls. thats a good feeling.
a really weird feeling is shaving your legs, when you have uber hairy legs, now thats a fucking weird feeling. I lost a bet for most of these shaving adventures.
shaving the ass i got bored 
hahaaahaa good thead
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.
Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can’t-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. “Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don’t I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!” I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. “How many Indians could there be?” said by General Custer. “Looks like a good day for a drive!” by JFK. “There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!” by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.
As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: “It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks.” Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.
Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn’t
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.
Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn’t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends-DON’T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
^repost but a good reminder!
Ok um go buy a Norelco body trimmer, they are amazing. I have one and it works awesome to keep things nice and neat.
the anterior aspect of the balls is okay to shave. but stay away from the fucking back! and jesus christ, shaving my asshole was the worst thing i’ve ever done. it felt like i had swampass 24/7.
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I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error.
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Way to take a story you read online and claim it as your own asshat.
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Way to take a story you read online and claim it as your own asshat.
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why would you quote that entire thing instead of just snipping it?
yeah, i have my good braun shaver i ues on my face, and cheapo one i bought for NTC that i now use on my body.
hahaha, my ex-girlfriend used to make me shave down below. While it was worth the benefits, it also ITCHED like a mother fucker when it started growing back in… just FYI.
I would never do it otherwise
edit: (be careful around the yambag… knicking it, while it doesnt really hurt, will scare the living shit out of you)
I never have a problem with itch or razor burn.
I hate hair on girls down there, so I’ve grown to hate hair on me down there. Just keep it trimmed (see Norelco above) and you will be fine.
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Way to take a story you read online and claim it as your own asshat.
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SUCK A FUCKING DICK YOU WORTHLESS CUM STAIN, GO BACK TO FINGER FUCKING YOUR DAD AND GET OFF THE INTERNET UNTIL YOU LEARN TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF SHAVEN ASS HAIR.
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Way to take a story you read online and claim it as your own asshat.
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that story has been posted all over the internet
its written exactly like that al over the internet
he did nothing to claim it was his own, he simply didnt bother to say “i found this on teh internet” most likely because its already ALL OVER THE INTERNET
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Way to take a story you read online and claim it as your own asshat.
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jesus fucking christ, aside from the broad side of the barn of common sense you somehow ignored there, why on earth do people feel the need to quote pics and long long long posts fucking WHY