Ok, So I had this red obnioxious bump on my ass for a while now. It was on my right ass cheek and I would scratch it all the time.It would bleed then heal over the course of 2 months.It would often heal but always still be red and bumpy. It looked like a massive zit on a teenager. I mean a big raunchy motherfucker !. So, I manned up and decided to operate. Why not ? I was bored.So I took my moms tweezers and had at it. Through some blood,pain and torn up skin I got it at last. The hair was all wrapped up and in full length about 1 inch big. Mind you my ass hair is pretty much peach hair. Since the hair was removed about an hour ago,I don’t know how to feel.I feel kinda relieved that it can finally heal now. But also,kinda sad. He’s been part of my life for 2 months and went through hell but still survived in there.Oh well guess I just have to part ways until the next one comes along.
-Dukey