Everything I ever needed to know in life I found in a Buffalo State Parking Lot:
Drive Fast
Take Chances
Resulting in Car Accidents
If you see this and realize that this post is your car, I apologize for making fun of you. Just kidding, you are a tool.
thats my car bitch
That’s my dad’s farewell line.
Mom: “Be careful, have a safe drive” etc etc blah blah blah
Dad: (with a Beast Lite in hand, chuckling) “Drive fast, take chances!”
[quote=“BuickGN,post:3,topic:37011"”]
thats my car bitch
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Hehe, for some reason I can’t see someone with the good taste implied by your screen name owning this car.
i wouldent even fit in an escort
I’m sure the cops love that.
Tough guy cop - “Son, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Douche bag Escort driver - “Umm, tail light out?”
Hahahaha. I’ve seen this car at BuffState too, and I thought the same thing. That car is such a piece of shit.
[quote=“91CRXSI,post:2,topic:37011"”]
pz say thats an auto 6 banger too…lol
douche bags
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they make a v6 escort ?
[quote=“ultradriver10000,post:9,topic:37011"”]
they make a v6 escort ?
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not that i know of.
2.5 duratec motor w/ a 5sp is decent. the auto’s are slow as shit though
:picard:
[quote=“Joe_Omerta,post:11,topic:37011"”]
2.5 duratec motor w/ a 5sp is still a complete fucking dog. the auto’s are even worse, and slow as shit though
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Fixed.