A German inventor says he’s found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats.
Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.
They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.
He said the resulting “high quality bio-diesel” costs just 15 pence per litre.
Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
He said: “I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for 105,000 miles without any problems.”
Annelise Krauss of the Dresden Animal Protection Association blasted Koch’s new diesel though, saying: “This is as bad as experimenting on animals.”
Bob Barker was wrong about controlling the pet population.
Deuce
September 14, 2005, 6:06am
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Oh snap, I’m running low on fuel, time to go hit up the SPCA
Jack
September 14, 2005, 6:09am
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he said dead cats, not living cats… why does does APA have anything to say? Fuck them.
If you could use dead humans to make fuel (which I’m sure you can), I’m all for it. Once their organs have bee donated to science… use them to fill the ambulances.
Dude first they make fuel out of greas and your exhaust smeels like fries. now it will smell like dead cats?
Jack:
he said dead cats, not living cats… why does does APA have anything to say? Fuck them.
If you could use dead humans to make fuel (which I’m sure you can), I’m all for it. Once their organs have bee donated to science… use them to fill the ambulances.
I’m sure the APA’s argument is that if this catches on, people are going to be harvesting cats just to kill. We do it with cattle all the time though.:shrug:
Top Gear made a car run off of dog shit…and human shit
i see chinese restaraunts going out of bidness fast yo !
Nikuk
September 14, 2005, 8:14am
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i think it was cow shit… but yea, that was a good episode.
Nikuk:
people are retarded.
oh absolutely. http://www.peta.org/
Nikuk
September 14, 2005, 8:31am
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yeah, i know, People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
Hell, look at their spokespersons… Pamela Anderson loves to eat the cock.
So now there is 1002 uses for dead cats?
everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten
so time to start, my tank is running low.
audios
September 14, 2005, 9:06am
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what makes this thread even funnier, is the name of the thread starter. i find it mildly ironic and therefore somewhat humorous
Jack
September 14, 2005, 10:53am
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i like the name :tup:
It is here… it modifies the reaction… but goes unchanged in the process.
