IS EVERYONE OK TODAY

thats because this job FUCKING BLOWS!!! :shoot:

Customer: “i cant turn my computer on because i have dialup”

:fail:

What kind of drafting software do you have experience with? Any Solidworks? If so, I’ll keep you in mind around my work.

this was an actual call for someone here the past week. they had a generator running the computer and the phones were obviously dead. but they still were calling us up for help!

very limited solidworks, we touched on it at school but hardly much at all :frowning: i’ve kinda chalked that degree up as a lost cause at this point…unless they are willing to really train, which is doubtful

The last two people we hired got sent out for a solid week of training. (get it) but yes, they do train if necessary. No openings right now, but like I said, I’ll keep an eye on that department to see what they need.

so computer stuff then?

i almost got run over at walker plaza today by a guy going to the in his dodge ram 2500 timmy’s hoe’s and he gave me the bird.

Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck are you talking about?

Edited for sense.

Seriously though, think slower or something when you type kthx.

addictedt0b00ts Whats hours can you work?

I didnt fuck anything up on myself today soo…so far so good lol.

Thats my sandbox, im not allowed in the deep end. thats the rock where i saw a leprecon, he tells me to burn things!

fucking god. person just asked why their username was being typed in all large letters. i found capslock was off and she was not using shift. the username was deb0302 and i found out she was talking about why the numbers were big.

how do you not know that numbers dont change size

days preferred , but i can kinda work whenever as long as it doesn’t intefere with my hockey schedule which is mostly weekends anyways

So you can fix it for me then?

http://www.ingrammicro-careers.com/HR_1/corporate/corporate.jsp

This relates perfectly. The hold button is your best friend. :slight_smile:

ok i had to bump this cause its another one of those days…here was my latest one

“type in zero”
“the letter zero?”
“no, the number zero”
"you mean like abc? "
“no, if i wanted you to type the letter O, i would have said O”

really? :picard: