If only we could all be bouncers at a club.
You went in without paying a cover, bouncers are sometimes dicks, where’s the part of the story where we go omg?
djdstar
February 5, 2006, 3:43pm
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fucking bouncers were shit heads… i was just sittin there sippin my gin. i snuck in the back gate, of course, (they left it unlocked…) cause i didnt want to pay cover. i go in, get a drink. a bouncer asks me where my stamp is. i told him it must have washed off lol. he gets all hot headed and leaves. a few minutes later, he comes back with a few other bouncers and starts screaming at me and pointing “hes beligerent!!!” and start pushing me and little geller to the door. fine, i’ll fucking leave. i walk extra slow, enjoying every last sip of my gin. i stop, and let mos get in front of me. dudebro wants to push someone, he can fucking push me. dude bro keeps pushing me harder and harder. i stop, turn around and say “shit man, let me finish my drink.” he fucking rips it out of my hands. fucking shoveing me towards the door now. just as im at the door, one of em kickes my legs out from under me, and i fall to the ground, completly blocking the doorway. i just laid there, with one hand in the air pointing at the motherfuckers to at least help me up. they all refuse to, so i just lay there lol. they’re fucking real fired up, im just laughing. finally someone helps me up, and we depart, and head to allen st.
completly unnecesary. everytime i go to chip something like this happens. and i don’t provolk, seriously. fucking meatheads.
Lame. I fucking hate bouncers. Everywhere. Even the ones at my party were being dicks to me. Fuck em.
Jack
February 5, 2006, 8:14pm
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if you dont want to pay cover … stay home.
you shouldn’t have been a complete panzy though…
Jam
February 5, 2006, 9:09pm
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or go to allen st.
i think i’ll take option 2. a lot less popped collar, spikey hair, striped shirt wearing meatheads. and you can actually meet girls that are cool. not tanned up cakefaced clown lookin bitches. :tup:
ps - everybody that goes to chip needs to tan more.
ya let me be a fucking rambo to 4 roided up ex-high school football playing bouncers… good idea. i’d be posting from the ER.
in all seriousness - i didn’t do ANYTHING to deserve the way i was treated.
Hey now. I’m a tanned up cakefaced clown…bitch. Don’t be hatin on my peeps.
decided to play bob vila and build some shit from scratch
then my buddy shows up with the case of labatt’s ice :roll: gotta love hosting SB parties with an ice-driven holy hell hangover. ah well, some irish coffee and that takes care of that, although the computer screen is being all wonky to these eyes today :biglaugh:
Thanks to fastmofo, I was at the OAR concert
Jam
February 6, 2006, 10:47am
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TrueBlue:
decided to play bob vila and build some shit from scratch
then my buddy shows up with the case of labatt’s ice :roll: gotta love hosting SB parties with an ice-driven holy hell hangover. ah well, some irish coffee and that takes care of that, although the computer screen is being all wonky to these eyes today :biglaugh:
labatt ice = worst fucking hangover ever. wow. i stoped drinkin it for tha reason alone… shit tastes soooooo good, and fucks you up quick.
anything with “ice” in the name is sure to be for alcoholics.
not that it’s sat anymore…but i got mad sick overnight…feel like crap
ha word it was a good time :tup:
:WORD: to that! man I don’t want that shit again. :hang:
the woman and I watched the sabres, helluva game.