Ever since I started work, I keep getting these awesome hookups, they just show up out of nowhere. I just come into work, open my Inbox, and there they are, hookup upon hookup.
There are atleast 10 friendly Nigerian businessmen offering me large inheritances, if I sum them up, that shit adds up to a good 20 mil. I saw an Aston Martin at lunch today, and I laughed knowing that weeks from now my Nigerian inheritance would be coming in, and I’d have a better car than him 
Not just that! OEM Software, Viagra, Weight Loss Pills, High End Luxury Watches, Penis Enlargement! I’ve got it all at my fingertips. I get a good 150 emails a DAY. I can keep buying and selling this shit until it makes me even more money than the Nigerian inheritance.
And that’s not even everything! I’ve become a total player, I get like a good 10 emails a day from girls who’s names I don’t even know telling me they’re my secret admirers and they want to meet up.
What can I say? I’ve got it made
Anyone else want in, give me your email, I’ll see what I can do about getting some of these elite hookup emails your way. Maybe in a few months from now you could have millions like me too.
That’s actually semi-useful spam, unlike my merely amusing spam.