My personal fav…
On women who drive fast cars: “There is nothing to warm the cockles of my tumescence more than the sight of a girl in a serious car. Emma Parker-Bowles, for instance, has a Mitsubishi Evo VIII and the thought of that, honestly, keeps me awake at night.Just yesterday I saw a middle-aged housewife in rural clothes screaming down the M40 in a [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important][FONT=Arial]Lotus Elise[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR]. I nearly grew a third leg.”