Jersey Shore Ep#6 Update Thread

I need to see The Situations sisters situation.

who the fuck is this other guy with pizza?

He better PIITB!

the grenade is coming back!

I’ll fuck the hippo, or ANY of the grenades in the ass. IDGAF.

I washed my truck today.

who the fuck is this other guy with pizza?

Good call.

Paulie does one hell of a blow out!

Show has kinda lost it’s flare, not enough drama anymore.

Shiit i need that hairgel.

American Crew firm hold, best on the market. ONLY gel that’ll hold my hair.

Mikes sister is decent, fuckable for sure. I’d let her ride the high crooked one.

Im on it thanx bro.Hairgel that is

Note to self-send myself out on the dance floor first.

update: the situation is a navy seal

I could out drink any of these people, easily.

update: sammie has a fred flinstone toe

Fight coming up, maybe it’ll add to this sucky episode.

I’d fuck her if she didn’t have any legs.

Id be out like that too if I was chillin with Snookie :lol

Snooki can’t get dick…

I’d fuck her in PJB’s truck bed-tent.