**OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE EPISODE 3 UPDATE THREAD**

I’m couch-bound until it’s over.

What will happen tonight? Who will who hook up? Who will get laid? At what point will the drama in the hot tub start?!! Is tonight the night that the midget gets punched, or is that a future episode??!! I can’t recall looking forward to a TV show this much in recent memory!!!

I’m taking my shirt off and gelling my hair at 945 to set the mood.

You would be

I lol’ed @ this thread and just completely lost it after reading this:

:rofl :rofl

I wait until the last minute to shave before going out to be fresh.

Balls?

Gooch.

b sure to peepz ur boi pumpin dat fist tonight holla

play the drinking game where whenever the word “GUIDO” or “TAN” is said you need to take a shot… you’ll be floored by the first commercial

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Your posts have increased in awesomeness recently. +rep if i could.

I will also be watching, but with a bald head and in a sweater.

Did the bitch get punched yet or what

LOL thanks. I’m tuned in to MTV, cocked locked and ready to rock Brofessor Wayne!

i’ll be fist pumpin at 10.15

Oh, plus repped you Wayne. I never use the rep system, guess I should start.

JERSEY SHORE CHALLENGE!!!

Whoever guesses the closest to how many times the word ‘BRO’ is said gets a spin in my Vette the next time I am in Albany with it. I’m keeping count, no bitching. Guesses need to be in by 10:21 EST.

They say “my boy” more than bro I think :rofl

THE SITUATION

Fist pumping starts in 3…2…1…

THE SITUATION HAS STARTED.

SNOOKI LIKES PICKLES.

Wow, J-woww is J-nasty. Has anyone LOOKED at her face? I mean, yeah, I’d beat it up and kick it out but w/e.

Cannot wait for the Ronnie/The Situation drama to peak!!!

Fairly boring so far though.

I like Hot Wheels.

She loves to suck the juice out first