***OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE EPISODE 4 UPDATE THREAD***

HERE WE GO!

Gel your hair and take your shirts off, it’s time to get cocked, locked and rocked!

This shit is so ridiculous I cant even watch more then 4 minutes of it

Make it through the first 5 min and you are gtg!

Ha ha I cant. It is by far probably the most retarded show MTV has ever produced

Agreed, thats why its go great!

I’m jacked, tan, and ready for ep 4!

That fucking bitch that got booted killed me. I seriously want to track her down and just beat her with a toaster until she can either form a sentence that makes one bit of sense or until she stops breathing. Which ever comes first

Affliction in da hizzy!!!

el oh el @ ronnie’s dance moves :rofl

JWOWW is a disgusting human being. LOOK AT HER FACE:Idiots

Ronnie HAZ NO CLOTHES!

Angelina was the hottest one. Even if she was dumber than a bottle of spray tan.

Sammie Sweetcheeks or whatever is 1/2way decent. Just 1/2way.

OH SHIT IT’S THE SITUATION

lol i’m dying at situation/paulie right now

TEH SIZZIE HAS ARRI-ZZIIEE!

Already having secks.

That guy is straight stalker

CHILL OUT FRECKLES MCGEE

OH NO PUNCH SCENE COMING!!!

Chicz smokin’ cigs in da beach house, gettin’ hella twisted