***OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE EPISODE 4 UPDATE THREAD***

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LOL I was just about to post that :rofl

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Commercial break. First 10 minutes get my approval. LOL @ snookie on the floor crying. Ahahaha. hahaha. Ahaha. Pickles.

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Commercial break summary-

1)Ronnie haz feelings
2)The Situation is still god
3)My IQ is dropping by the minute watching this shit

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Good minds think, and post alike.

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I cant believe you guys are actually watching this shit

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i cant stand it

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Watch it. Now.

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lmao :rofl

DOES RONNIE EVER WEAR MORE THAN A TOWEL WTF

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UPDATE: Jwoww on phone with boyfriend confessing she saw Paulie’s dick piercing.

Just throwing it out there.

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No, rule 47 in “The Guido Guide to success” is that the largest Guido in the house wears as much or as little as he wants.

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I am not watching it

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UPDATE-Sammi is in ‘a funk’

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Filling in for PJ-Bizzle-

My cousins name is Ronnie. He smokes weed.

I’ve never smoked weed.

(true story)

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RONNIE AND SAMMI HAVE SEXED.

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Commercial update

1)Rizzle had secks with Sizzle
2)Punch scene is tonight
3)Situation is about to get his daily haircut

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So they are actually gonna show the punch scene?? I thought it got canned?

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Pfft they cant can that scene. Its the only reason people are watching this joke of a show

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Yeah word. Face punch ftw!

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It looks like they may edit out the actual punch, but not the story. Oh well, we’ve all seen the KO.