***OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE EPISODE 4 UPDATE THREAD***

But I wanna see it again!! :rofl

My guess is that they’re going to show the build-up and aftermath, but leave out the actual jaw crushing awesomeness.

FRESH TO DEATH - Paulie

Damn Travis did you see that? Situation just pulled out some Karate Kid shit. WE HAVE A BARBER SHOP SCENE NOW.

I’m confused-I’ve never seen a non-“N” barber shop scene on TV:wtf

Ice Cube does not fist pump.

THE FRIGGIN DUCK PHONE

Fist shot may be in a few minutes…

People are proud that Snooki is being a slut. Tears over here personally.

TOOLBAG WITH THE BLOWOUT

Commerical update

1)They are egging us on holding out the punch scene
2)I may bang Snookis mom
3)WE MAY HAVE A RANDOM TOOLBAG W/A BLOWOUT AT THE HOUSE!

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA:haha

Personally, I want more SITUATION and SNOOKI FACE PUNCH and less I HATE YOU FUCK ME PLZ RONNIE/SAMMI grabass.

Fist pump lessons from Ronnie right now.

THis is the worst show ever. Fist pumping makes me wanna kill :lol

Paulie has a GAMEPLAN for THE BUSINESS.

BRB, signing up for club gameplan 101 from Situation

Snooki: I THINK HIS NAME IS RON.
Screen caption: Russ

lmao

I think the Snooki knockout dude should be a Mortal Kombat character.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

BABALITY