***OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE EPISODE 4 UPDATE THREAD***

:rofl cryin like a bitch!! Maybe that’ll teach her not to back talk men!

Commercial update

1)As always, punch scene coming up
2)Help chicks with cigarettes and cigarette parifonalia
3)Refer to couples of chicks by what they drive
4)Lesson from Paulie and Situation-dont invite too many chicz home

We’re fist pumping@my bday.

The sound of Snooki crying after getting cold cocked in the snout is like birdsong after a morning spring rainshower. Mmmm.

HAHAHA. The MERCEDES girls.

THEY PULLED THE CHICK SWAP OFF!

Lesson-refer to nasty chicks as ‘teh gernade’

That dude looks like Pauly Shore jacked up.

PAULIE HAS THE GRENADE

The fist will be used for 1 of 2 things :rofl

rofl paulie pulled the turnaround and went to bed PJB style

One chick that is coming has already said that shes giving blowjobs for beers.

Paulie didn’t have the code to decipher the bomb so Situation could get the business.

As much as The Situation is my hero, I think he very well could be a virgin.

My kinda girl! :lmao

Commercial update

1)As always, punch scene coming up
2)Snooki didnt get the cack she wanted
3)Love is a battlefield

The Situation is like 0 for 20 so far right now :rofl
weak

paulie = good wingman unless he has a grenade

Yeah word, these “ballers” fuckin SUCK at gettin it done!

He’s not used to that situation, esp w/The Situation.