***OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE EPISODE 4 UPDATE THREAD***

jersey shore espionage with jwoww

Mark, is Vinnie still alive?!

Jwowws face looks like it met w/ a chees grader.

oh shit… battling on the dance floor was going on!

All the bitches on the show are fat or beat or a mix of both :facepalm

it wasn’t no r&b slow dancin grinding music… it was fist pumpin battle music

Personal thought-would release semen on Snooki’s moms face.

Doesn’t get any camera time because his abdomenal situation is not up to par with THE SITUATION.

update… snookie misses her mom cause she still lives at home

I dont think his situation in general, is up to par w/the general situation of the show, and def not The Situations situation.

Hope her mom took a good look at Snooki’s face before she left because it’s about to get SNUFFED THE FAWK OUT.

Tminus 5 min on fist shot

:rofl

Vinnie needs to create a situation with some skank pussay and nail down THE BUSINESS, making the situation’s situation not so much of a situation at all by comparison. Rack and pinion steering.

Thing that sucks, is, as always, the whole punch deal wont be done tonight, leaving us NEEDING to tune in next Thurs…

Shift 518 Jersey Shore party?!

The Situation should probably use some of this “Bod Man” cologne being advertised so much…looks like it works well in the commercial :rofl

BODY HEAT

I’ve never driven out of the state. I can’t afford the gas.

DC is a state.

the situation would be unable to add body body spray… it would be like dividing by zero

I tried bod spray once. My dog loved it and wouldnt stop staring at me.

I probably wont buy it again.