July's "Caption this" Contest

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Reward:
Street cred yo
Instant gratification for yourself, for making a lol on a public forum
5oz of heroin and 2 dead hookers courtesy of Elliot

BTW, “BECAUSE RACE CAR” Does not count :lol

Edit yes i realize its photoshopped but im in b4 blown engine :lol

beacause BROtary

because 4 wasnt enough over kill.

“Hooked on rotary”

:lol

because twin turbo’s didn’t blow out the apex seals quick enough

That is a HUGE washer fluid reservoir!

WHY?

Mazda 4 lyfe!

in debt from cost of turbos 4 lyfe!

If the engine ain’t flooded half of the time, It should do 5 gallons to a mile.

Rotory Power. An answer to a question that nobody asked. :rofl

“talk about trying to compensate for something…”

Mazda; Zoom-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom

I’m here for the gangbang…of your apex seals

Paul Walker impersonator.

YES! :rofl

Compression… Every Rotary engines dream.

“well it was either this or throw the money into a wood chipper… i think i made the wrong decision”