IDKY but i think i would bang this midget. Especially if she was crying and cutting herself at the same time. Dumb bitch better not bleed on my 600 thread count egyptian silk sheets though
lol @ 600 thread count.
What a rip off. There really isn’t a big different between 450 and 600…or 300 and 450. It’s a big rip off.
(used to work in Boscovs - Domestics department)
So you are gay?
this tread is the shit… cant stop laughing.
no, he’s a bedsheet enthusiast :facepalm
:facepalm emo chicks are fun!!
Ron, 600 thread count? 1500. Do it.
How does me working in Domestics imply that I’m gay? I swear, some of the things you people say/think. If it was a joke, it’s getting old hearing that shit directed at me or PJB.
It was a job. I did it. I got paid. End of story.
No joke, I went out for a few drinks with one of my friends last thursday and she got a little drink cause she was trying to keep up with the steady flow of alcohol into my mouth…well anyway, I walk her home and shes like you should come up. I knew she was drunk and has a boyfriend** so I was like well its late and i have to work in the morning. No lie the next works out of her mouth were I just put 1200 thread count silk sheets on my bed. OH why am I so delictible to the opposite sex?:rofl
** I would have smashed this girl till she couldn’t walk straight for two days BUT she is the only person who will cook me dinners and breakfast and such and she is a really good cook. I can get sex anywhere but food of this quality only comes along once in a blue moon.
PJB molests children, for funny people that is unlimited material
I used to bake for boys, until I had to eat two dozen oatmeal raisin cookies because someone decided they weren’t good enough for them. :shifty
Sounds like you have it right though. Carry on.
No, my hair was longer then.
I was going to cut it short, but someone told me absolutely not.
oatmeal raisin FTL
:gtfo
Dave, they were oatmeal raisin by request.
Not my favorite cookie, but I made them from scratch and they came out fantastic.
Chocolate Chip FTW
You’re the one hatin on delicious oatmeal raisin cookies.
Chocolate Chip or nothing
Oatmeal raisin FTW!
My hot ex from my original build thread cut all her hair off 
God why do girls think they look good with short hair. I nearly had amild cardio infarction when i saw her, she looks old now, like older than me when i havent shaved for a week and have been drinking cheap canadian whiskey and eating reheated stale frozen burritos from walmart