King Kong

So I just got back from seeing it. The first half of the movie is one ninja and one robot away from being the largest centralized source of testosterone known to man. As men, we’ve all sat on the toilet, taking that epic dump and thinking to ourselves “I wonder if King Kong could take on… let’s say… three Tyrannosaurus Rex’s”. I don’t want to ruin anything but… yes, he can.

Besides being no less than 3 hours and 15 minutes long, 1 full hour of that being intimate, sobbing, deep moments between some lady and a 25’ ape, it was pretty good.

  • Mike

Are you sure? I don’t want this to be like another Godzilla Movie. Speaking about king kong takeing on a T-Rex um he did fight a 200ft tall godzilla back in the 60’s… Cool movie.

Some people i worked with told me it is way to long and way too much of a chick flick.

Now MUNICH that looks like a good movie.

Yeah so long. Lets just say the girl and the gorilla have a hard-on for each other.

I liked it, especially the part where the T Rex and the girl are hanging by the vines :lol:

I wonder if she sucks off Kong? She fall into his pee hole and die. LAWLZ.