Lady you are doing it wrong....

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html

Priceless picture on the article.

The polar bear got up.

Here is the image incase no one wants to click the article:

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/art.polar.bear.jpg

fix that article title; should be “Women attacks Polar Bear at Berlin Zoo”

Om Nom Nom

At least she slipped out of the rescue ring before it broke like the one they were using to distract the bears.

God I love that picture. lol.

Sounds like she got what was coming to her.

Notably…and this is from the AP, earlier this year a man did the same thing at the same zoo at the same animal exhibit.

When asked why he did it, he said he was “lonely”.

WTF is wrong with ppl that you’d want to cuddle with polar bears cuz you have no friends? Just join NYSpeed.

Rumor has it that she was looking for some Coca-Cola

I see what you did there.

Shes lucky to be alive. ““They saved her life,” Gebhard told CNN” They didn’t save her, the bear decided not to fuck her up any more. Had he wanted to, he would have nom nomed her face.

What an idiot.
But the polar bear is cute, how could you not want to hug one?

which ones the bear?

LMFAO!!! Uhhhh I love getting a good laugh at work

wow you don’t really realize how big those animals are until you see somebody so close to one…she doesn’t look like a small woman by any means…and that bears head alone is about the side of her torso…

LMAO

Which again asks the question…what the hell was she thinking?!

As Ron Burgundy would say, “I immediately regret this decision!”

kinda look like she was photo shopped

LOLZ

They smelled her menstration