Right in the middle of a good article, or dodgeball game, I always find myself with numb legs. WTF. I can’t sit on the shitter and enjoy a Super Chevy article, or nice cell phone game without losing sensation in both of my legs.
How the hell do you guys do it? And I positioned wrong?
I read pretty fast, so I know I’m not in there too long.
Any advice is appreciated.
same thing happens to me man… just don’t read too long then you don’t like just about fall over as soon as you stand up to wipe :lol:
you stand up to wipe?
there was an article in Maxim about that to paraphrase;
“i always stood up to wipe. One time I was in a public restroom and stood up, wiped, etc. Then turned around and realized the door/walls of the stall went up to my chin, so everyone saw me standing and wiping. I was so embarassed. I wiped the right way, sitting down, since.”
also- i didnt really have a problem with legs falling asleep issue until I got wireless internet.
lol… as a kid i stood to wipe.
then i realized the lazy route was to lean, and dig.
if its messy… I recommend both… can never be too clean, but muddbutt is kinda fun.
i’m always afraid i’m gonna miss or something if i sit and lean… besides, that seems to take more effort :gotme:
My legs go numb if I’m “reading” a maxim on the shitter for too long…:cjerk:
As far as wiping…do you wipe with the same hand you use to shake hands with someone you meet?
Go to the Docs, it could be something more serious than you think.
it might be a pinched nerve. I had one, caused my right side to go numb while laying down in bed or doing odd things like mopping or anything with my hands my righ side was going numb sporatically. Get to a chiropractor theyll hook ya up, worked for me,
Oh and as far as the shitter goes my mom has a new toilet at her place that is really low for some reason. The kind where if feels like yer knees are up higher, never go numb, i can read the entire buffalo news and feel great, cept for the smell in there.LOL.
ohh man i cant stop laughing
Actually I read in a health magazine it is better for you to put your feet up while taking a dump. I could do it at my old place cause the tub was there… now I have nothing.
Fucking yesterday I tried to walk around with 2 numb legs… hardasa mutha fukkra
fun fact - did you know you have 5-22 lbs of poop stuck inside your intestines?
WTF?! :hay:
I think you have more… cause Fetter gets it up there good and tight
actually less, its more like a pipecleaner…
At least mine isn’t packed in my throat… Get off your knees Jack :cjerk:
:nasty:
i def just LOL’d
I’m gonna show your mom that post
go see a chiropractor faggot
i think its natural… its like sitting on the footboard of a bed to play nintendo cause your tv is on the dresser…
A Little off topic…because I’ve been drinkin, but Jack… did you get to watch starship troopers 2? As far as your legs falling to sleep, get the eF off the potty sooner. On a serious note, maybe you have a pinched nerve in your back-spine. That can make your legs become numb? What the F do I know. I’m not a doctor.
they make a tall pot, thats what you need… too tall
:word: That or a blood clot. Definitly go to the doc if your having problems like this.
But on the shitter, when you read or play on the cell, do you rest your elbows on your knees? 'cause that will do it too… happends to me if I’m there too long.
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