The comparative thought process flow-chart of men and women responding to the invite, “Let’s go for a drink!”
haha, ive seen those, funny ads
re-post
Aww man. 
Figures, I think something is funny and someone else already posted it.
That’s what happens when I don’t dedicate every spare second of my life to Shift518. Lord have mercy on my soul.
the lord might, but not these vultures
Good call. :rofl
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Waaaaaaaa.
tho u have it easier. u can just mention “boob” or something and ur off the hook. me? i get tossed straight in the meatgrinder.
Yup. Now get me a tissue.
Boob.
You could just refrain from making :facepalm posts.
ya might be onto something, but would u want to check mine before i post them to avoid said moments? its a lot of posts, man. and no im not paying.
you’ll never be forgiven. See you in hell