The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating…you finish off as an orgasm.
auto vette owners :rolleyes:
I agree
alright benjermin button…homo
u must be EMO cuz ur boy MIKENICE is banned
if i would have known you were actying like this i would have brought razor blades for you
Booze will fix everything. Maybe I should show up in Pittsburgh and we should drink… oh, wait…
-TJ
5/10 not bad, Just don’t want to imagine my dad’s orgasm.
Holy fuck, nobody caught the george carling quote !
yins are all retarded
no one reads the reason for editting
darkstar, perhaps you should try and think like a brighstar for a while…
That shit is copypasta from another site, just though it was funny…
it’s not funny
you fail
this is by far the worst god damned thread I’ve ever seen.
i was expecting you to respond with something more like “life sucks and so does mrs. knapp”
600 posts?
GTFO noob!
blow me beeeeotch