No one cares about your stupid, mundane stories. Someone asshole cut you off in traffic, some kids threw a bagel at your car. people drive slow in the fast lane. THANKS FOR THE NEWSFLASH BOB!
No one cares about some totally stupid project car someone is selling on E-bay. So someone lifted a monte carlo and put mud tires on it. Dont care. /yourself
You got pulled over for speeding. This must be the first time this has happened in the history of cars. Thank goodness you made a thread about it, because we are all so interested. Bonus points if you post about how big of an asshole the cop was, and how you didnt deserve the ticket even though you readily admit to doing what you got pulled over for. Especially if he let you go with a warning. Instead of making threads about this, go turn your car on in the garage and lay down next to it and take a nap.
In fact, why not just stop posting all together. Unless you’re a chick that has posted pics, and are under 300lbs (this may not apply to certain Pittspeeders, who know who they are), there’s a damn good chance that you’re just mucking things up for REAL pittspeed members.
SO SHAPE UP OR SHIP THE FUCK OUT YOU WORTHLESS CUNT PLUGS.
With Love,
Darkstar