lol @ convo w/ girl

[11:23] i<3anal420: hey budddy
[11:23] TyrannosaurusCuv: hi
[11:23] i<3anal420: howre youuuuu
[11:23] i<3anal420: ou were in my ream
[11:23] i<3anal420: dont remeber why
[11:24] i<3anal420: dreamm
[11:24] TyrannosaurusCuv: F-in?
[11:24] i<3anal420: no
[11:25] TyrannosaurusCuv: bummer, toots
[11:25] i<3anal420: ewwww
[11:25] i<3anal420: ps
[11:25] i<3anal420: i have to go the dr
[11:25] TyrannosaurusCuv: ABORT?
[11:25] i<3anal420: cus my butthole dont work
[11:25] TyrannosaurusCuv: lollllll
[11:25] TyrannosaurusCuv: …go on…
[11:25] i<3anal420: i cant abort poops
[11:25] i<3anal420: butim not constipated
[11:25] i<3anal420: srsly wtf
[11:25] TyrannosaurusCuv: too much anal
[11:26] i<3anal420: but i dont even o it alot
[11:26] i<3anal420: but prob wtfff
[11:26] TyrannosaurusCuv: prob not prob…prob def.
[11:27] i<3anal420: ughhhhhhhh
[11:27] i<3anal420: now my buttmuscles are too tight to let poops escape
[11:27] i<3anal420: you and my bf are the only two guys id ever tell this
[11:27] i<3anal420: idgaf
[11:27] TyrannosaurusCuv: soooo i cant post this on a forum? or id just have to leave your name out
[11:28] i<3anal420: you can just leave my name out
[11:28] TyrannosaurusCuv: you’d think your butt would be stretched from the anal and stuffs just sliding out
[11:28] i<3anal420: but NOPEE
[11:28] TyrannosaurusCuv: did you try to stretch it out?
[11:29] i<3anal420: i tried putting a suppositorie uo there
[11:29] i<3anal420: like this tiny thing
[11:29] i<3anal420: no go
[11:29] i<3anal420: hurt
[11:29] TyrannosaurusCuv: you didnt try shoving a D in there? i thought that’d be your initial thinking
[11:30] i<3anal420: no it hurtsssssssss
[11:31] i<3anal420: i just want to go pooppppppppppp

:lol:

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HAhahahahaha A+… sounds like a few girls I know

buttsluts :confused:

lol, funny.

fake

is that really her AIM name?

rofl

:bigclap: I’m speechless

:needpic:

:spank:

the only chick i know you boned that that might sound like is Lisa … that would make my day . but i doubt it’s her

“Yeah baby, your not gonna shit right for a week!”

Didn’t she get the memo?

Grossssss.

Why do girls tell guys these things?

lol its not lisa.

pics?

thought he would be “that guy” and leave her real AIM name

FGGT <3

sounds sexy

teaser pic?

:mamoru:

Because they are whores. And we love them for it.