LoL Funny Eghey email

This is an email I received from someone else bidding on some Guess watch or something. Funny as hell. Didn’t know eghey users had large internet cocks also!

Question from benitez0481 stop eating shit, u cant outbid me stupid ass. give it up loser
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time to drive the price way the fuck up there …lol

gimme the link, ill drive it through the roof …

That’s what I was thinking…now I definitely will win it. I was thinking of maybe pretending to be some grandmother or something instead and berating him on his language. Any ideas of a good response??

just tell him your more then happy to spend retail on it, and if he wants to try to oubid you to go for it

that’s no fun…but I did outbid him again all the same.

A follow up if anyone cares…I was determined to win that damn watch and I did at the last minute. This is the message I sent him afterwards:

Hello there you stupid fuckhole!!! Guess who won that Guess watch?? Me!!! haha loser. Get a real job you crack selling lame-ass! By the way…giants suck and so does armando benitez.

I wasn’t aware people wore Guess clothing anyway.

I went into the store last year and saw taper legged pants. That was pretty much over the 80s limit for me.

Guess watches are pimp

It was a watch. I buy Guess clothing very rarely but the watches are very pimp. My favorite actually, besides Movado and others like that of course. This was a Guess Collection watch. :pimp:

I’ve been fancying Skagen watches lately.

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You are such as ass Jeff…

OR:
maybe that is an alternate account from the seller and he is egging you on to pay more. HAHA. YOU GOT OWNED?

EDIT: i am totally doing this next time i sell something.

hahaha i was thinking the same thing newman. its definitly possible haha

^ I did consider that…and yes, it is a VERY good idea. I was gonna win it no matter what.

Wow the sexual tension is getting thick in here…or should one say tight…

I think it is worse for people with “red” in their usernames…apparently