[quote=“Zer0DazE,post:12,topic:28731"”]
i guess whipping out his sweet phone doesnt work with all the chics
he: “hey baby… check out this sweet phone. wanna fuck?”
her: “uhm no…”
he: “but baby, i play tennis.”
her: [taking shirt and bra off] “oh, in that case lets roll back to your moms!”
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hahaha