Lyme Disease or MRSA

If im dieing… your first on my list to rape/kill and eat the remains

That is by far the most fucked up thing you have said to me, EVER.
So you know it’s gotta be pretty bad.

yeah well if im going out…

Im going to rape/kill all the people i want to haz sex with… then eat their remains so when im cremated the evidence goes with me.

Well, aside from the usual responses I would naturally want to give to that statement, I’m going to go with: I hope you’re hungry.