This has got to be the worst fucking thread started all week.
You sir must be new to the internets… Even Al Gore wouldn’t quote theonion.com. Hell, ctnewman can’t post an onion link with a straightface… and yet you come in here all high & mighty and start judging fictional people on fictional actions taken against a literally corrupted “goodwill” program?
I hope Chuck Norris pays a visit to you in your next wet dream… he will turn all of those sperm against you.
Ever seen an army of sperm attack a grown man? May god have mercy on your internet soul.
Moran.