man found w/ 300 dead fetus's in his garage

how do you fit 30 dead fetuses into a punch bowl?

a blender

how do you get them out?

nachos

seriously though. thats fucked up

thats just sick…wouldnt it smell after a while?

i like how people want to see if it was their fetus… what the fuck do they care… they didnt want it anyways… They are the kind of people who get mad when someone takes a couch out of their garbage.

Newman-Winston Memorial Chapel :snky:

lol didnt the article say that some were from miscarages? either way, I bet $$$ is some of the motivation behind it

How many dead babies can you fit in a barrel?

4

How many dead babies can you fit in a garage?

apparently 300.

[crackhead voice] pssst… yo man! psst… I got these here fetuseses for sale man… $5 each. $10 for the big ones. [/voice]

That’s bs. I would buy by the pound.

[voice] we got parts by the pound… [/voice]

:lol:

you guys are all going to hell

:lol:

so am i

How many dead babies can you fit in a bucket?

the same number as in the garage.

How do you get em in there?

A blender.

How do you get them out?

Tortilla Chips.

So what was illegal abou this? who doesnt have atleast one fetus laying around somewhere. I keep mine in a glassjar full of vinegar. Makes for interesting conversation when i have dinner parties-like them-“oh thats an interesting peice” me- “Yes i made that with my wife, like the colors we chose?” them “why yes goes very nicely with that area rug”

the illegal part is that the jar fetuses are in a jar and in the fluid … that makes them “clean” … they arent a health hazard

babies in ziplocks arent sterile … the options with dead humans / animals are bury them, burn them or embalm them in the jar

i dont get why he would stockpile them …

i mean obviously he was getting paid to cremate them and was simply keeping the money but damn … buy some 55 gallon drums, poke some holes in it , toss the babies in and take a trip out on the lake !

a cinder block and a 55 gal drunk has to be enough to take care of 40 dried up babies

You have wisdom beyond your years. very good advice. i will jot that down for future reference.

i swear to god, if i have to get rid of one more barrel of my illigitimate children in the lake im gonna snap …

Whats the reason for having 300 fetus’s in your garage?

You are the supplier of meat for mighty taco.

I bet he had plaenty more fetuses than 300. He was probably trying to become superman.

it would be really awesome if he was eating them.

wats the difference between a truck full of bricks and a truck full of dead babies …cant unload a truckload of bricks with a pitchfork

p.s. - everyone who has posted here is officially going to hell