Man's "boys" locked in padlock...

MonteCarloChick · August 6, 2005, 11:14am

TheWMURChannel:

BRENTWOOD, N.H. – Emergency workers helped a Brentwood man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

“Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this,” Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

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Daddie · August 6, 2005, 11:28am

that is a cockblock if I ever heard…

Nikuk · August 6, 2005, 11:34am

TWO WEEKS?

WTF was he doing for the 1st 13 days???

Bigairskier1580 · August 6, 2005, 12:15pm

Imagine being the locksmith for that job.

blk300tt · August 6, 2005, 2:43pm

how can you walk around with a padlock on your sack for 2 weeks?

JDMR2 · August 6, 2005, 3:24pm

thats gotta stretch out the boys…

Zong · August 6, 2005, 4:07pm

If I ever have a daughter and I dont want her scummy ass boyfriend banging her I will TOTALLY do this.

torque77 · August 6, 2005, 4:31pm

dammmnn. exactly, what the hell was he doing for the first couple days of those 2 weeks. some people…

intense98rt · August 6, 2005, 5:46pm

i guess he didnt have to walk through any metal detectors