Mental Health Outsourcing

I was depressed last night, so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck…

7/10

Obviously cut and pasted from somewhere else…and also not very impressive…

.2/10

i lolled.

yes, cut and pasted… just like 80% of the threads on this board… i laughed…