Mike's Amazing X-MAS gifts thread

http://www.redriderleglamps.com/
http://www.redriderleglamps.com/images/leftview.jpg

found something better
get one of these, remind someone of their childhood?
http://www.random-good-stuff.com/random_good_stuff/2005/12/bambi_in_a_bott.html

Table coverts to truncheon and shield
http://craphound.com/images/safebedsidetable.jpg
http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html

Dangerously strong magnets!
http://www.unitednuclear.com/magnetfull1.jpg

If carrying one into another room, carefully plan the route you will be taking. Computers & monitors will be affected in an entire room. Loose metallic objects and other magnets may become airborne and fly considerable distances - and at great speed - to attach themselves to this magnet. If you get caught in between the two, you can get injured.
Two of these magnets close together can create an almost unbelievable magnetic field that can be very dangerous. Of all the unique items we offer for sale, we consider these two items the most dangerous of all. Our normal packing & shipping personnel refuse to package these magnets - our engineers have to do it. This is no joke and we cannot stress it strongly enough - that you must be extremely careful - and know what you’re doing with these magnets. Take Note: Two of the 3" x 1" disc magnets can very easily break your arm if they get out of control.

i want one.

and i want a room to put it in with nothing else in it.

and i want random metalic objects to toss into the room… to see waht they do

GT

id take it to clubs with me. And pull mad bitches, with their zippers down.

How would they even ship it? Wouldn’t it stick the box to the side of the UPS truck?

thats half the fun, watching the ups guy struggle with the fucking box.

And i’d order two, just to be a dick.

http://www.anticon.biz/onlinestore/
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for the criminal in the family

That’s from the unitednuclear site!

they have so much ridiculously amazing stuff.

That’s from the unitednuclear site!

they have so much ridiculously amazing stuff.

www.unitednuclear.com[/quote]

finally a place to get radioactive ore. that’s the last part i need.

im not so sure i’d want to buy that white hoodie…

might get my ass beaten in by the african american groups of canada… lol

im not so sure i’d want to buy that white hoodie…

might get my ass beaten in by the african american groups of canada… lol[/quote]

I love this one the best id totally rock it!

but yeah the white one is risky business for sure!!

muahah

I’d wear a white one, but i’m afraid to get it dirty.

I’m ordering the black one, just because the camo one doesnt look too good, and red isnt my colour. Well not on my clothes anyways.

you are getting it eh?

awesome!!
id like the black one 4 sure! its awesome

Yeah it goes well with my creepy personality.

Duties is gonna be a bitch though, but whatever. It should make for a good laugh.

http://www.sillytown.com/weenies/

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAM!!!

GT

Oh, they have those at the Condom Shack, they’re pretty kick ass. They also have a lot of other wicked prank gifts, I bought my buddy a box of tiny condoms :lol:

yeah, your ‘little buddy’ :hsugh: …

yeah, your ‘little buddy’ :hsugh: …[/quote]
Dagger!
I can’t keep up with your wit :wink: