Marisa isnt allowed on the roof. But good call benny
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Her sunblock saved my arse.
Exactly why tanning beds are awesome, it takes 1/8 of the time laying out in the sun would, and there are no ugly tan lines. :excited
his tan is to show off that his works, your tan is to show off that you don’t 
there is a certain pride to a farmer’s tan
The only tan I ever really get is an annoying driver’s arm.
I work at a desk at a computer all day.
If I want a real tan, I have to go tanning.
I never have time to enjoy sunshine. 
I could care less about tan lines. The only time anybody sees them is if I wear a shirt with shorter sleeves or Im in the pool anyway.
I usually get a hell of a drivers tan from driving for work.
What are you wearing right now Paul??
His story telling outfit, can’t you tell?
It’s a ballerina uni-tard with fuzzy slippers.
Gosh!!
sweat pants, underwear, socks and a country fest '07 shirt
I only wear that on special occasions.
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Wow i havnt looked at this thread in a few days.
I cant believe i missed the porn comment. Hillarious.
Shits still on my back porch chillen. Someone please buy this thing
you have a TANNING booth…IN YO CARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bump cmon guys i know one of ur girls want a tanning bed
i feel like this tanning bed is just the ultimate gateway to unlimited CP