Movie quote game

I’ll start by saying, Tim you should have seen this coming.

Game goes like this, You post a movie quote the person below you tells what movie it is from and posts his or her own new movies quote. I’ll start with an easy one he/she who know the answer besure to post a new quote.

“Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be any more surprised than I am right now.”

Of course I knew this was coming…

That would be National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

I’ll also start with an easy one, “litering and… litering and…smoking the reefer.”

Super Troopers

“And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgment I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me among Thy saints”

Boondock Saints

“Don’t beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It’s not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That’s what old people do. They die.”

Old School

:rofl

“Hey try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot.”

clerks

“you look to me like a 250lb piece of chewed bubble gum private pile”

FMJ.

“Jim, you’re the only person I know that needs an instruction manual for his penis.”

American Pie

“Give me the fucking keys you fucking cock sucker.”

the usual suspects

“great a fuckin sink that farts.”

^ nobody huh?

I can’t it would be cheating

ok since no one guessed it, or this thread just sucks, the movie was “The Super” starring Joe Pesci.

“it might not hurt as bad as sitting on a bike without a seat, but it hurts”

I’m not a movie buff, so I’ll wait till somebody posts something I know.

Cossey would be good at this though, he’s got plenty of great quotes.