LOL!!! that’s fantastic.
lol
.if ( “desire to do lawn work” < “desire to do something else” )
.{
. if( “cost of someone else doing it” < “disposable income” )
. {
. print “get someone else to do it.”
. }
. else
. {
. you_do_it = 1
. }
.}
.else
.{
. you_do_it = 1
.}
.
.if( you_do_it == 1 )
.{
. print “quit your bitching and go do it.”
.}
.