my workplace poop experience for today

[Alpine]

@kkkustom

Pure awesomeness Chris. I ended up hanging out with a buddy one night, drinking some beers and playing some Tiger Woods golf on xbox, and decided to BBQ. I ended up eating 3 wicked good 10oz stakes, 2 big potatos, 2 corn on the cobs, a bunch of Hint-O-Lime chips and between the two of us an entire can of Grillin Beans, and drank a bunch of Coronas that night. The following day, I didnt shit. The next day, nuthing. finally Shit a major brick, I am talking atleast 3 inch dia mother fucker, felt like I gave birth, shit doubled over and looked like a giant kielbasa in at the bottom all covered in little corns. After wiping the sweat from my forehead, I LULZ at my master piece… too bad nobody was around I could have shown it to.

Oh god… the corona instigated the thunder and then the corn on the cob corked it all up for ya