nationstates

way ahead of you guys…i ran out of issues though so i stopped caring and the UN made me more centrist :mad:

The Democratic States of JohnGStamos
“Fist yourself”

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent Economy:
Very Strong Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Autropolis Regional Influence: Ambassador

The Democratic States of JohnGStamos is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed population of 1.309 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and the government pours millions of hectors into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime – especially youth-related – is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. JohnGStamos’s national animal is the V8, which frolics freely in the nation’s many lush forests, and its currency is the hector.