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ha ha ha ha "Other: Loss of sexual desire and/or desirability; rising of the lights, the vapors, the willies; susceptibility to wedgies, no rhythm, dresses for shit, and can’t hold a job to save your life; blue sweats; symptoms that look like scurvy, but louder; and the compulsion to address everyone nearby as “Cap’n”
IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR SQUIRRELS</FONT>
PANEXA has been known in a few cases (0.0087%) to cause Excessively Floppy Tail Syndrome (EFTS). If you are a squirrel, and suspect you may be suffering from EFTS, immediately call the Hotline at 1-800-867-5309.
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PANEXA should not be used a form of motive transport, as it lacks the government regulated (US DOT 1445/88-4557) safety lights and reflectors;
Hahahaha, that site is great. 
i enjoyed the pic on the top of the page with the hot-dog
:lol: even funnier because i’m :beer2:
PANEXA can contribute to developing inhumanly powerful tongue muscles, capable of licking through steel.
I gotta get me some of this stuff!!!
hahaha that site was pretty funny, couldnt tell if it was serious or not at first