New years resolutions.

nope, never and I intend to keep it that way. No Shaniqua for me.

quit smoking.
lose weight.
buy house.
get a better paying job.

I’d totally fuck a black chick, provided she isn’t the stereotypical KFC munching/baby shitting machine that we are all accustomed to.

Im just not attracted to them. Some PR’s are hot though.

:rofl

You know Mike Laduke? (NOT related to bobby on here…)

no.

You can’t honestly tell me that you find 100% of black chicks unattractive.

Really Im not into them. Im not into Asians either.

Speaking of girls for you… Joey and I know of the perffffffect girl for you, she works at the subway in menands. You would lovve her.

something scares me about that

nahhh you guys would instantly fall in love

I somehow get the idea that she’s some kind of wildebeast and its a trick

Nahhh… shes not

probably some kind of head case or something like that then. You guys would trick me like that.

nope we wouldnt

yeah, you would and Joey definately would.

Anyway at my age theyre all either fucked in the head, ugly, fat, have kids or any combination of those. All the normal ones have been taken and all thats left are the left overs.

To perform a sexual act with more than one girl at the same time.

-to hit a solid 240lbs
-to go camping and catch a fish
-to chop down a dead tree with my bare hands
-to travel and go places i have never been
-to eat more ass (sexys womens ass of coarse)
-to spend more money on useless shit i dont need
-to stop getting involved with crazy bitches
-to be happy and healthy